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Taunted, Haunted and Most Wanted
S1 : E9
TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.24.13
Ursula’s sister comes to the auction in Weston to offer a little support, and a lot of criticism.
At storage auctions in Canada, high-stakes buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units.
Cast
Ursula Stolf, Paul Kenny, Bogart Kenny
Executive Producers
Joanne Virgo
full-episodes (36)
- Northern Lights, Northern Fights S1 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.29.13 At storage auctions in Canada, buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units. Following four teams of bidders looking to score big.
- Orangeville Sqeeze Play S1 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.05.13 In Orangeville Rick and Cindy rock it, Paul and Bogart blow it, and Ursula goes bid crazy.
- You Just Got Roy'd S1 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.12.13 Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments.
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- It's Like Archaelogy, You Dig? S1 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.26.13 North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past.
- Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker S1 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.03.13 Cindy hopes to find something special in North York for Rick’s birthday.
- Wanna Smell My Hair S1 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.10.13 Roy comes to the auction disguised as his long-haired, gold-toothed, crazy cousin Ray. Chaos ensues.
- Fashion Passion S1 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.17.13 Ursula goes all in for a fashion locker in Rick and Cindy’s hometown of Newmarket.
- Taunted, Haunted and Most Wanted S1 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.24.13 Ursula’s sister comes to the auction in Weston to offer a little support, and a lot of criticism.
- Crazy From The Heat S1 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.31.13 One way or another, all the buyers get burned on the hottest auction day of the year.
- The Thrilla in Clairevilla S1 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.07.13 It’s father vs. son as Paul challenges Bogart to see who can get the best locker.
- Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax S1 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.14.13 The grand opening of Paul and Bogart’s store finally arrives, but a kink is put into their plans.
- All Out Storage War S1 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.09.14 Tempers flare and prices soar as the buyers confront aggressive guest auctioneer Jeff Schwartz.
- Canadian Pecker S1 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.19.14 Guest auctioneer Patrick Pecker brings “the full Pecker” to the auction, fuelling his feud with Roy.
- A-Locker-Lypse Now S1 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.23.14 Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.
- Even Veterans Get The Blues S1 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.30.14 Roy’s paltry gifts are no match for Cindy’s foul mood at the auction in Scarborough.
- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators S1 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.06.14 The Thornhill buyers run for cover when a self-help CD gives Roy a new lease on his egomaniacal life.
- Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High S1 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.14 A Brampton auction near some of the gang’s old high school proves they’re all still rowdy teenagers.
- Com-Paul-Sive Behaviour S1 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.20.14 Paul’s locker addiction reaches new highs (and lows) at the Wasaga Beach auction.
- Psychic Psych Out S1 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.27.14 Rick and Cindy bring a psychic to help them land the best lockers in Don Mills.
- Cold Turkeys S1 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.06.14 Rick and Cindy try to give up smoking at an auction in Leslieville.
- Worst Best Man Ever S1 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.13.14 A wedding-bound Roy arrives at a Guelph auction in his tuxedo.
- The Lame, Sick and The Crazy S1 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.20.14 With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction.
- Crate Expectations S1 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.27.14 Excitement runs high as Mississauga plays host to a charity auction of highend storage crates.
- A Bad Day to Be Bogart S1 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 04.24.14 Paul brings Bogart’s two older sisters to an auction in Weston. Poor Bogart.
- Ursula's Just Not That Into You S1 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.01.14 Big-time buyer Jeff Gardner returns for an auction in Orillia, but he’s really interested in Ursula.
- It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It S1 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.08.14 All the buyers compete for the attention of Don the auctioneer.
- Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult S1 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.15.14 Roy’s hilarious “Paul" disguise causes mirth and mayhem at an auction in downtown Toronto.
- Giddy Up S1 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.22.14 Nearly all the buyers have it out for each other at an auction in Cedarbrae, ON.
- L'il Roy S1 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.29.14 Roy brings a “Roy-Puppet” to an auction in Brampton, and they’re both very naughty little boys.
- Paul and Bogart Make a Promo S1 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.14 Paul and Bogart shoot a low-budget commercial for their store during an auction in Toronto.
- London Storage is Falling Down S1 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.14 An out-of-town auction in London, Ontario gives rise to new treasures and old grudges.
- O Brother, I Hate Thou S1 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.26.14 Roy immediately regrets bringing his little brother to an auction in Toronto.
- Spies Like Urs S1 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.03.14 Ursula’s private investigator husband spies on the buyers at an auction in Markham.
- Brawl in the Family S1 : E35 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.10.14 Bogart finally snaps when Paul buys yet another lousy locker at an auction in Toronto.
- All's Fair in Love and Storage War S1 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.17.14 Life changes dramatically for nearly all the buyers at an auction in Toronto.
- Bigger Stronger Meaner Dumber S2 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.08.15 The buyers return to Canada’s storage auction scene bigger, stronger, meaner and crazier than ever.
- That's Mister Pecker To You S2 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.15 Fill-in auctioneer Patrick Pecker returns to call an auction and chaos ensues.
- Who Wants To Be A Bazillionaire S2 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.15 Ursula’s new employee Tania makes a big impression at an auction in Toronto.
- Cause That's What Janitors Do! S2 : E4 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 12.16.14 Night janitors Mike and Armando are ready to get in the action at auctions in Emery Village.
- Shirt Happens S2 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.05.15 Buying partnerships are tested. Cindy buys Rick a spiffy new shirt for an auction in Brampton.
- Keep Your Friends Close And The Veterans Closer S2 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.12.15 Paul and Bogart vow to take down Rick and Cindy at an auction.
- Knock-Out Punch S2 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.19.15 Ursula declares war on Roy at an auction in the Old Weston neighborhood of Toronto.
- Worst Laid Plans S2 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.26.15 Paul and Bogart put away all their gimmicks and tricks for an auction in Leaside.
- Chini-Chilla Bang Bang S2 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.05.15 Ursula hopes her chinchilla will bring her luck at auction and Paul and Bogart make a chastity vow.
- Roy Marks His Territory S2 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.12.15 Tensions between Roy and Ursula rise at an auction. Paul and Bogart look for a leg up by any means.
- Kennys vs. Kennys S2 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15 Bogart’s sisters team up with Roy in Cambridge. Ursula meets with magician Zack Mirza.
- Roy Dimbeck: The Roy Dimbeck Story S2 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15 Roy records his memoirs at an auction in Mississauga. Ursula finds a place to stash booze.
- Shlock Therapy S2 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15 Roy offers psychological analysis at an auction. Ursula tries to rein in Paul’s bidding habits.
- Cougar Pants! S2 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15 Cindy and Rick search for lockers in Toronto. Paul and Bogart negotiate with The Lidquidator.
- Confessions Of A Dangerous Mime S2 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15 Roy brings a mime to an auction in Corktown and later gets a lesson from BT’s Frank Ferragine.
- Utopia? S2 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15 The buyers set their expectations exceedingly high for an auction in a tiny town named Utopia.
- Three Kennys Are Worse Than None S2 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15 Paul and Bogart enlist Paul’s hopelessly inexperienced brother Barry at an auction in Brampton.
- Instigator In Training S2 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15 Roy shows his nephew what being an instigator is all about at an auction in South Etobico*ke.
- Goji, Bogie, And The Yogi S2 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15 Bogart’s hooked on goji berry juice and plans to spread the word at an auction in Milton.
- Exceedingly Loud And Uncomfortably Close S2 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15 Roy tries to distract other buyers by invading their personal space at an auction in Mississauga.
- Pranking The Monkeys S2 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15 Roy makes mischief with an assortment of classic pranks on the buyers at an auction in Toronto.
- All Aboard The Party Train S2 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15 Roy hypes the epic bachelor party he planned for Bogart, but the debauchery can’t begin quite yet.
- Freaks And Geeks S2 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15 New buyer Tommy is guaranteed to make an impression on the buyers at an auction in Brampton.
- Honeymoon Capital Of The Storage World S2 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15 The buyers attend an auction in Niagara Falls and uncover tons of weird and unique discoveries.
- Hug Life S2 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15 Paul and Bogart attend an auction with their life coach and must “hug it out” when problems arise.
- Between A Brawk And A Hard Place S2 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15 Roy trains a parrot to trash talk the other buys for him at an auction in Etobico*ke.
- Two Men And Fake Baby S2 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15 Bogart brings a fake baby with him and Paul to an auction in Mississauga much to Paul’s dismay.
- The Birds And The Bees And The Bulls S2 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.22.15 Rick and Cindy experience huge TMI by taking the bull by the horns at an auction in Ontario.
- Ursula Goes Bananas! S2 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.23.15 Roy insults Ursula when he decides her coat makes her look like a monkey at an auction.
- One Man Party S2 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.19.15 Roy throws a party for himself at an auction in Emery Village much to the chagrin of the buyers.
- May The Schwarz Be With You S2 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16 Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” wreaks chaos on an auction when he returns as guest auctioneer.
- Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle S2 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16 Paul’s daughters are back, and ready to take over the auction in Caledon as their own team.
- Dude Where's My Locker? S2 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.15 Ursula decides to be one of the boys at an auction in Ajax and runs into buyers Mike and Armando.
- Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child S2 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16 Cindy brings voodoo dolls of all the other buyers to an auction in the Humberlea area of Toronto.
- Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!! S2 : E35 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16 Bogart makes the world’s first “extreme locker buying” video at an auction in North Toronto.
- All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous S2 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16 Roy hires impersonators of the other buyers and brings them to an auction as a distraction.
